Gravytrain

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Hey! Where was yesterday's comic?!

Well, my sweets, it has been here since yesterday morn!

http://gravytraincomic.com

Friday, March 20, 2009

the devil's tongue is where the letter 'q' comes from. also, the word 'banana.'

UPDATE: Oh, I forgot to say that Dramatic Story Line Friday is on break.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

MOVING DAY!

Hey, we're moving to a new site, ya'll! It's http://gravytraincomic.com

Check it out! Update bookmarks and what-not! Bang! Bang!

of course, Denver omelets don’t really come from Denver, but from somewhere else in Colorado. the Mile-High City is much too busy for that export.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

he is a relic, but not the good kind that you send your monks after in age of empires 2

So last night I was going through and downloading all of my old comics for a SECRET PROJECT, when I discovered that today is the day that number of gravytrain:TNGs equals the number of the original Gravytrains. To celebrate I am introducing this new character. He is a gas pump attendant.

I am now fully expecting my hard drive to fail and ruin this project like it did the last time.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

"Yes, the 'F' word!"

I'm not sure that there's really a joke in today's comic. This is not an accident! Today's comic is based on a true story or, actually, on several true stories. I must warn you, these stories are pretty shocking.

Monday, March 16, 2009

jesus, what's it take to get some more chips in this place? a fucking "call of the house"?

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dramatic Story Line Friday

Come back next Friday for the exciting fifth strip!
Third strip here.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

i wanted to play the "make up names of card games" game too, but i lost

I tried to beat Benji at his own game, but there's no way I can top Tulsa twelve or table spades. Fuck.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

i'm not going to claim that this strip is autobiographical, but...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

i'm not going to claim that this strip is autobiographical, but...

Monday, March 9, 2009

i didn't want to do a stupid penis gag, but you know how they say sometimes these things write themselves.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

BETA COVENANT: Wizard of Id is better without the punchline.

the real comic is here.

BETA COVENANT: Ziggy

What?

UPDATE: Oh, ok...so Inspector 12 is some kind of pest control agency? Well, then, EEEEW, Ziggy, that's fucking sick.

Special Sunday Color Comic! This one about bunkum! Always a funny topic!

Did you know? The word bunkum, which means an insincere speech meant only to please locals, comes from Buncombe County, North Carolina after their congressman gave such a speech. It's where Asheville is so I'm assuming that its lovely, but I've never been. Durham County is lovely enough for me, thanks. Also, North Carolina was one of only two states (with Rhode Island) not to ratify the constitution right away. North Carolina!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Special Saturday Comic! This one about brutal dog killing! Not a funny topic!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dramatic Story Line Friday on Thursday

Come back next Friday for the exciting fourth strip!
Second strip here.

but it probably happens more like this if my real world interactions are any indication

ok, so this one is arriving late in the day and it is pretty worthless. also, the site is in a state of flux, but it will hopefully be much better soon. partly to make up for these things and partly because i'm going to be under the knife tomorrow, i'm going to go ahead and post tomorrow's comic today. wow!